Realtor's Most Embarassing Moments!

I am going to change the name of the guilty because some of these stories are just TOO funny!

I am hoping you will share with us YOUR most embarrassing moment as a Realtor! These are just a few from my office (and me!)

• A guy in my office was showing a home we had toured earlier that day as an office. He was especially impressed with the master suite and could not get a hold of his clients fast enough to see this fabulous home. He left a message with the seller as indicated in the MLS, and was beaming when he was showing the great features of this custom home. As they walked down the hallway to the Master, he said" You are not going to believe your eyes!" ...Swung the door wide open and...You guessed it. Two teenagers who were obviously skipping school were sharing a little "afternoon delight". Mortified the naked teens began to scream bloody murder thinking it was some kind of home invasion. The clients were screaming, the Realtor began to laugh hysterically. BUSTED. He now has a habit of KNOCKING on every door he encounters -even in vacant homes. Imagine the post traumatic stress for everyone involved!
• I was new in the business. I got a call to show a million dollar home. I was super nervous! I offered to pick up the clients at their hotel. After viewing the home, they said they had to get moving because he was speaking at a conference at the hotel. OH DREAD. I had locked my keys in the car. I was so embarrassed. I had to track down my husband who was less than amused to fetch our extra keys and bring them to me while I was stuck making small talk in the freezing cold with these people, who I never heard from again!
• Dan is a distinguished fellow. He was showing upscale homes, when he told his clients he needed to use the bathroom and they could wait in the car. They didn't have the keys, so when he came out he said" Sorry to keep you waiting" He then realized Mr. Buyer was looking down at his feet. He glanced down to see a 4ft trail of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe. I mean, we all know it, and there is even a book out for toddlers that is called "Everybody Poops" but how embarrassing!!!!!!!
• My associate is a long time Realtor. He has some great stories and this is much better told in person, but he met with some sellers and, well, there home reeked of ciggy smoke. As he sat down to explain the market analysis he was fearing they might not like the valuation, so he cracked a joke. The seller started laughing so hard he began wheezing, and that made my associate laugh- and then the seller’s wife started laughing and then the BOTH began to COUGH and my associate was losing it and he looked down (TRUE STORY) and the DOG was coughing. This struck him so funny, because it was a home full of hacking smokers, and now the dog was coughing that he could barely regain control. He realized at this point that this was no longer funny but he could not stop laughing. Eventually they all quited down, and he resumed his speech about the house. He got the listing, and it eventually sold.

Keeping our sense of humor in this business is somewhat of a survival tool. I can only imagine there must be millions of funny stories in this business! In fact, I may write a book...